did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can text with my tongue
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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