It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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