Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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