..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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