I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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