2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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