I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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