arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She bit a glass in half.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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