I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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