i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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