wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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