i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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