Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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