just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
That was an excessively violent trivia night
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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