so explain again why im purple
no
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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