My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I need moral support for this bender
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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