Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
even my farts smell like vagina
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So vagazzling was a success
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
