saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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