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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Mom said you looked used
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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