Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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