I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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