is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
either way he was missing a nipple.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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