hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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