She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just had sex on a roof
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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