i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
