everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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