She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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