I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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