ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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