so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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