i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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