it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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