quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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