naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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