Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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