Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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