Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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