Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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