If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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