"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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