I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
