how can u be prego again
I think I died a long time ago.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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