Swine flu. Run for my life!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
50% drunk capacity currently
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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