Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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