I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i now understand why vodka
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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