The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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