So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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