I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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