Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Farmville is her only friend.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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