sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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