Me too!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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